Suppose I'm watching a Cowboys game and we're winning convincingly (it's happened). I'm not likely to switch seats, change positions, eat anything, put on or take off a jacket/sweater, and I like my fingers to be in the same order. But I'd also like to think I'm not superstitious. Does that make sense?
My only argument is that I'm not superstitious, I do these things just in case. I'm just playing it safe. It can't hurt for me to do everything the same way, but if I switch something up, maybe it will. But just maybe. I think superstitious people (idiots!) think these things are factual/true. They have a ritual, or strict rules. Me? I'm just doing whatever I can to help the team. Don't wanna screw it up.
Thursday sucked; My brackets are toast
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The man upstairs doesn’t like me. He just torpedoed my favorites while still
rewarding my upsets. This is why I claim to know nothing of March Madness,
and...

3 comments:
Your feeble attempts to talk yourself out of being superstitious is hilarious.
"I'm not superstitious, but, I'm a little stitious."
I understand what you mean. I feel the same way about "superstitious" in relation to Montreal games. It's totally just "helping out the team."
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